I just ate one of your highlighters. I’m sorry. I was nervous.
Marius Pontmercy, Book III
Yeah, I’ve always been a bit of an outdoorsman. When I was a kid my Grandfather used to make me hang out in the backyard a lot, and I’d just run around until I got tired.
Marius Pontmercy, Book IV
- Courfeyrac: Grantaire! Aren’t you going to help us build the barricade?
- Grantaire: To quote Hamlet Act III Scene iii line 92, “no”.
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too coldhearted.
Grantaire, Book XI
You say you want a revolution, Well, you know, we all want to change the world… except me. I don’t give a fuck
Grantaire to Enjolras, Book IV
Gotta catch ‘em all
Javert looking at himself in a mirror, Book III
What you must understand about me is that I am a deeply unhappy person.
Eponine, Book II
I don’t like to swear, sir, but no thank you.
Marius, Book XXII
- Enjolras: What’s the first rule of war, Marius?
- Marius: Don’t mix your camouflage?
You went to your eye exam drunk! OF COURSE your prescription is wrong.
Joly to Grantaire, Book IIX