• Marius: And I know the peasants were all depressed…
  • Enjolras: I think you mean "oppressed."
  • Marius: Whatever. They were cranky.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered ‘obsessively Googling symptoms’ is a symptom of hypochondria.

Joly, Book VII

Drop the attitude, Javert. You’re acting like Garfield on a Monday.

Valjean, Book XII

I can’t recall a time when I didn’t want to be a police officer - apart from the summer of 1979, when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog.

Javert, Book IV
  • Marius: I don’t even have any skills.
  • Courfeyrac: What do you mean?
  • Marius: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.

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No, no dating for Enjolras. It might cut into your brooding time.

Grantaire, Book IV

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You lost me at ‘instead of punching.’

Bahorel, Book III

I like Courfeyrac. He’s the one who taught me that butt dials and booty calls aren’t the same thing.

Marius, Book VI