He hasn’t gotten an e-mail in… 12 days?! Is he a ghost? The only ones he gets are spam. And he replies to them! I think I’m gonna be sick.

Courfeyrac after looking through Marius’ Gmail, Book VII

I’m a hot mess. Actually, screw the hot part. I’m just a mess.

Grantaire, Book V

Whatever. The truth is stupid. I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I’m lying.

Eponine, Book XII

I’m going to give you some advice I wish I would’ve got when I was your age: live every week like it’s shark week.

Bahorel to Gavroche, Book IV

When Grantaire and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Even when we saw Ratatouille.

Bossuet, Book IV

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse. So collapse. Crumble. This is not your destruction. This is your birth.

Enjolras at the barricade, Book XVI [x]

I don’t know who General Lamarque is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

Marius Pontmercy, Book XXI

Crashin’ on your couch for a week cause, [singing] technically I’m HOMELESS!

Bossuet, Book IV
  • Courfeyrac: Women like boys who are mysterious.
  • Marius: Like a magician?
  • Courfeyrac: Not at all like a magician.
  • Eponine: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and you social security number is 049380913.
  • Marius: Wow. Are you psychic?
  • Eponine: No.
  • Marius: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
  • Eponine: I stole your wallet.