I’ll kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your dog’s ass. I’ll kick my own ass.
Gavroche, Book XV
You look like I could use some company.
Marius to a random passerby, Book V
Slowing down is not really my jam.
Enjolras, Book IV
I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Enjolras, Book XI
He’s like a purple nurple if it were a person; awkward, painful to watch, and a bit arousing.
Courfeyrac about Marius, Book VII
I’m going to stare at him until he feels so uncomfortable he has to talk to me.
Éponine about Marius, Book XV
I just ate one of your highlighters. I’m sorry. I was nervous.
Marius Pontmercy, Book III
Yeah, I’ve always been a bit of an outdoorsman. When I was a kid my Grandfather used to make me hang out in the backyard a lot, and I’d just run around until I got tired.
Marius Pontmercy, Book IV
- Courfeyrac: Grantaire! Aren’t you going to help us build the barricade?
- Grantaire: To quote Hamlet Act III Scene iii line 92, “no”.
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too coldhearted.
Grantaire, Book XI